Things we’ve learned in our first Oklahoma month…
Last Sunday Hannah and I did the talk together at Bridgeway. We started off by saying some of the things that we’d noticed about Oklahoma culture - both good and, shall we say, more interesting! We’ve written them up for you to critique - or to add your own suggestions of things we should be looking out for!
H: People are genuinely friendly
A: At public events people not only know but sing the words to the song Oklahoma!
H: Customer service is much better
A: Everyone likes to wish you a great day
H: The weather is WAY better
A: School buses are a genius idea
H: The standard of living is higher
A: You’re rightly proud of your city and state
H: People love flying the flag - everywhere
A: The plural form of y’all seems to be “all y’all”
H: Everything is big (incl stomachs)
A: It’s the law that every household has to own at least one pick-up truck
H: People actually like country & western music
A: Your do brew beer, but it’s terrible
H: Homer Simpson is a real person
A: Tea which has gone cold should be poured away, not drunk with ice cubes & two lbs of sugar
H: Everyone has great teeth
A: You like shooting things. Preferably from the back of your pick-up, whilst drinking 3% Budweiser
H: Most Americans think they do a great English accent. Please keep them coming, we find them jolly entertaining!
September 17th, 2007 at 11:39 am
Alex,
To truly appreciate the words to “Oklahoma”, you need to see the musical, “Oklahoma”, which has little to do with reality!
Once again, we’re glad all y’all are here.
November 2nd, 2007 at 12:09 pm
i believe that y’all could be used as a plural as well as all y’all. which i think is funny. If you make it gramable again all y’all would be “all you all” weird.
I do love to speak in my fake british accent. My apologies if I accidentally go into it while I am speaking to you. Maybe you could teach me proper british slang and such.
I agree with thomas up there that you should see the oklahoma movie. Its pretty funny.
We supersize everything here and if you go to the right places you can buy it in bulk.
nothing like bulk supersized!!!!
YUMMM!
welcome to america!